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Mar. 12th, 2009 @ 02:47 am i has new LJ
i haven't been here in years
but i made a new LJ


http://weebooger.livejournal.com/
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jasper
Dec. 2nd, 2008 @ 05:47 pm I feel like
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Super MOM today....why u might ask?
because I killed a spider!
yay me! i hate spiders
usually run away screaming when i see them
but today i had to kill one for jonboy
whoot!
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jasper
Dec. 1st, 2008 @ 07:50 pm Dear Santa
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I bought porn for [info]sonnygrl11 (-10 points). Last Monday I gave [info]aquarianrat_bat a kidney (1000 points). In November I punched [info]xoqbanteaseox in the arm (-10 points). Last Wednesday [info]carlitapants and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In July I put money in [info]reoracer's expired parking meter (14 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1005 points). For Christmas I deserve a Pony Slaystation 3!

Sincerely,
sarahscrazy4dc

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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jasper
Nov. 24th, 2008 @ 10:22 pm Twilight Ranting
Current Mood: disappointed
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DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE OR READ THE BOOKS AND YOU PLAN ON IT )
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jasper
Nov. 8th, 2008 @ 11:41 am It should be illegal
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For my brain to dream up some of the things I dream. Like the one I just had last night about my teacher...WOW it was like straight out of a fic i once wrote that was not Kara approved I will not speak of it and cause her to use brain bleach! But OMFG I will not be able to look at him the same in class....wow i should probably just drop it already lol...
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jasper
Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 01:33 pm Oh Yea!
=) hehe dang i need a life
You know you love it )
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jasper
Nov. 4th, 2008 @ 01:21 pm dude
i totally just used two thins of eyeliner to make a kick ass hair due...haha god i'm a dork!
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jasper
Nov. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:12 pm Yay for Kara
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1. Stop talking about politics for a moment or two.

2. Post a reasonably-sized picture in your LJ, NOT under a cut tag, of something pleasant, such as an adorable kitten, or a fluffy white cloud, or a bottle of booze. Something that has NOTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.

3. Include these instructions, and share the love.





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jasper
Nov. 3rd, 2008 @ 06:27 pm (no subject)
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01)Bold what is true about you.
02) Underline what is half true.
03) Italicize what you wish was true about you.
04) Add one true thing about you to the end of the list.
05) Tag five LJ friends.
06) Ask me anything about the bold/italicized/underlined.


I miss somebody right now.
• I don't watch much TV these days.
I own lots of books.
• I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies. 
• I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is usually always the best policy.
I curse sometimes.
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
• I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I have broken someone's bones.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
• I hate the rain.
I'm paranoid at times.
• I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost & scar-free.
I need/want money right now.
• I love sushi
I talk really, really fast.
• I have fresh breath in the morning.
• I have long hair.
• I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
• I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
• I like the way that I look.
• I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
• I think prostitution should be legalized.
• I slept with a roommate.
• I have a hidden talent.
• I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
• I have a lot of friends.
• I have kissed someone of the same sex.
• I enjoy talking on the phone.
• I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
• I love to shop and/or window shop.
• I'm obsessed with my Livejournal.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike them.
• I'm a pretty good dancer.
• I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
• I have a cell phone.
• I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I've rejected someone before.
• I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
• I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I have a lot to learn.
• I am shy around the opposite sex.
I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.
• I have at least 5 away messages saved.
I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
• I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.  *crush*
• I own the "South Park" movie.
• I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Livejournal.  *damn the mavid*
I enjoy some country music.
I would die for my best friend(s).
I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
• I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
• I have dated a close friend's ex.
• I am happy at this moment.
• I’m obsessed with guys.
Democrat.
• Conservative Republican.
• I am punk rockish.
• I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
• I study for tests most of the time.
• I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
• I can work on a car.
I love my job.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
• I walk barefoot wherever I can.
• I have jumped off a bridge.

I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
• I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
• I am proficient on a musical instrument.
• I hate office jobs.
I went to college out of state.
• I am adopted.
• I am a pyro.
• I have thrown up from crying too much.
• I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
• I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
I adore bright colors.
• I usually like covers better than originals.
• I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
I can pick up things with my toes.
• I can't whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've ever written in.
I talk in my sleep.
I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
• I wear a toe ring.
I have a tattoo.
• I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
• I am a caffeine junkie.
• I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
• If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
• I've cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
• I have been to over 15 conventions.
• I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
• I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
I'm an artist. I like to draw.
I am ambidextrous
• I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
• If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
• I have terrible teeth.
• I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
• I have lived in either three different states or countries.
• I am extremely flexible.
• I want to own my own business.
• I smoke.
I spend way too much time on the computer.
• Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
Sad movies, games, fics and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
• I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
• I don't like it when people are displeased or seem displeased with me.
I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
• I have played strip poker with someone else before.
• I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
• I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
• I can't stand being alone.
I have at least one obsession at any given time.
• I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
• I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
• I'm a judgmental asshole.
• I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
• I have traveled on more than one continent.
• I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
• I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
I can speak more than one language.
• I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
• I would rather read than watch TV.
• I like reading fact more than fiction.
I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.
• I like most animals better than most people.
• I own a collection of retro games consoles.
• The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
• I have hit someone with a dead fish.
I have written/read erotic stories.
• I am compulsively honest.
• I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. And not been ashamed.
• I have gone from wishing I was a boy to reveling in being a girl to feeling like a boy again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
• I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
• I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
• I dislike milk.
• I obsessively wash my hands.
• I always carry that something significant around with me.
• Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
• I love talking about myself to the point where I need to be stopped.
• I often sing whenever I can and I'm good at it too.
I have experienced some type of traumatic abuse in my lifetime.
• I've experienced visions and dreams which I know/believe are from my past life.
• I have deja vu so vivid that I feel faint.
• I love Harry Potter.
My parents are not together.
• I don't believe in love.
• I hate people who walk incredibly slow.
• I have extreme contempt for the vast majority of people.
• Sometimes I don't shower before work.
• To me, procrastination is like a disease!
• I want to sleep now.

• I enjoy watching two guys kissing each other.
• I am a typical Gemini born.
• The more I searched the less I've found.
• As a child I was a huge crybaby.
I'm feeling alone very fast.
• I'm living in a fairytale and I'm the noble Princess, who saves the day!
• I always have to spell my (real) name.
• I want to die in my sleep.  *when the time comes, not now*
• I have a strange laugh.
If they let me, I can sleep 12 hours in a row.
• I wish I could transform myself into a boy every now and then.
I dance in the rain and don't feel like a fool.
I have a favorite stuffed animal that I will not ever get rid of.
I sing 80's hair metal songs into my hairbrush on a daily basis.
• I have a speech disorder.
• I'm infatuably attracted to men with long, blond, curly hair
• I sometimes have the urge to take a shot of whiskey or open a can of beer at odd times in the day.
I have a weakness for guys with nice bodies
• I plan to move to another country at some point in my life.
• Ever wanted to be a certain fictional character
My dreams are so vivid, they feel real.
• I'm a huge geek, the comic-book and video game kind, not the smart kind.
• I can get jealous easily!
• My computer and hard drive are pretty much my most prized possessions.
I prefer to buy CDs than download music, free or otherwise.
• I haven't had my first kiss yet.
• I currently struggle/have struggled in the past with an eating disorder.
• I've been told I am too nice for my own good.
I keep my closet open in the night, just incase something comes out.
I never finish studying no matter how early I start.
I love the month of October.
• I'm a great dancer. 


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jasper
Nov. 3rd, 2008 @ 06:17 pm AHH WTF
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WHAT THE FUCK. MY PRINTER IS ON CRACK AND IT IS PISSING ME OFF! IT KEEPS SAYIN PAPER JAM...THERE IS NO EFFIN PAPER IN THERE! GRRR I CANT PRINT MY HOMEWORK OFF...I'M SERIOUSLY READY TO BASH THE HELL OUT OF IT WITH A BASEBALL BAT! AND ON TOP OF THAT IT WONT SCAN. GRRR I'M SO DAMN FRUSTRATED...HINTS THE RED...GRRRRRRRRR

*BEATS HEAD ON THE WALL*

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cookiex3
Oct. 28th, 2008 @ 12:36 pm Anthem



I've always kinda enjoyed the beat to this song but never really listened to the words...so for the first time today I did and then realized it should totally be my life anthem! so tada...now it is!


Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na Na Na

I guess i just lost my husband
I don't know where he went
So i'm gonna drink my money
I'm not gonna pay his rent (Nope)
I got a brand new attitude
And i'm gonna wear it tonight

I wanna get in trouble
I wanna start a fight

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna start a fight

So so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't need you
And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a tool

So so what?
I am a rockstar
I got my rock moves
And i don't want you tonight

Uh, check my flow, uh

The waiter just took my table
And gave to Jessica Simp- Shit!
I guess i'll go sit with drum boy
At least he'll know how to hit
What if this song's on the radio
Then somebody's gonna die
I'm gonna get in trouble
My ex will start a fight

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
He's gonna start a fight
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
We're all gonna get in a fight!

So so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't need you
And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a tool

So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't want you tonight

You weren't there
You never were
You want it all
But thats not fair
I gave you love
I gave my all
You weren't there
You let me fall


So so what?
I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't need you
And guess what
I'm having more fun
And now that we're done (we're done)
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright(I'm alright),I'm just fine (I'm just fine)
And you're a tool

So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't want you tonight

No No, No No
I Don't want you tonight
You weren't there
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine
And you're a tool

So so what?
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And i don't want you tonight

Ba da da da da da

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jasper
Oct. 21st, 2008 @ 11:40 am Ahhhh...lol
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Haha! My sons watching a cartoon and there is a character named Mistro...hahah Michael and Jason <333 LoL...

I'm way to easily amused...lol
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jasper
Oct. 13th, 2008 @ 06:46 pm I'm a criminal!!
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So today was the big day with the lawyer me and 'hubby'. although nothing got settled and it was a big waste of too much money...but back to my point. before i left i was running behind as normal because i have two kids and it gets crazy. so i ran outside to get the diaper bag that i left in the car yesterday. my two year old decides it will be funny to dead bolt the door so i cant get in and i didn't have my keys. so then i knock and knock and he runs off and never comes back. so my baby starts crying and screaming and i'm stuck out side. i ended up having to get this big ass hammer...not like a normal hammer its like big and red. so i bust through the little window on my back door to unlock it. now i have this big gaping hole where the window goes so i WONT sleep worth a flip afraid somebody will come get me...haha
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jasper
Sep. 27th, 2008 @ 08:42 pm New Tattoo
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So I FINALLY got my new tattoo. I love it! It actually didnt hurt only in like one place for all of two seconds. It actually felt really good =p It looks a lil funny because of the shading but should look like its suppose to in a few days.

Photobucket
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jasper
Sep. 24th, 2008 @ 10:04 pm wow i'm bored!
Current Music: see my 32...lol
So this is what I do to avoid math. Some lyrics may be wrong or two long or something i dunno.... )
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jasper
Sep. 18th, 2008 @ 09:31 pm New Hair
Current Music: Baby Got Back
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So I went and go my hair did up today :)

this lj cut is for Kara because she can be mean...hehe )
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jasper
Sep. 17th, 2008 @ 02:52 pm I is ADDICTED
Current Location: LaLa Land
Current Music: Boys Like Girls--Thunder
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So last night i finished book 3 of the Twilight Saga and I am like way to into this book. Its taking over my life...haha! Dammit Edward Cullen why are you not real..hahahah lol. So anyways I've been so busy reading these books the past two weeks well that and school i havent been doing much else. I would be reading now if book 4 were here already, should be here in a lil bit or maybe tomorrow. All i know is not soon enough...hahaha. so i got bored the past two nights and hunted me some Twilight related Icons for my myspace and i think i went a lil over bored...lol ahhh well...here is what it looks like...


Awesome Edward Icons behind cut because Kara made me lol )
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jasper
Sep. 6th, 2008 @ 05:22 pm Graduation Year 2002.....Thanks Jamie

A.) Go to musicoutfitters.com
B.) Enter the year you graduated from high school in the search function and get the list of 100 most popular songs of that year
C.) Bold the songs you like, strike through the ones you hate and underline your favorite. Do nothing to the ones you don’t remember (or don’t care about)

Gosh what a horrible year! Half this crap i don't even remember! And how in the world is there no Blink 182 SHAME SHAME!


1. A Thousand Miles, Vanessa Carlton
2. Get The Party Started, Pink
3. Complicated, Avril Lavigne

4. Dilemma, Nelly featuring Kelly Rowland
5. In The End, Linkin Park
6. Ain't It Funny, Jennifer Lopez
7. U Got It, Bad Usher
8. All You Wanted, Michelle Branch
9. Don't Let Me Get Me, Pink
10. Hot In Herre, Nelly

11. Hey Baby, No Doubt
12. Can't Get You Out Of My Head, Kylie Minogue
13. Lose Yourself, Eminem
14. The Middle, Jimmy Eat World
15. The Game Of Love, Santana featuring Michelle Branch
16. U Don't Have To Call, Usher
17. Like I Love You, Justin Timberlake
18. Girlfriend, 'N Sync
19. Wherever You Will Go, The Calling
20. My Sacrifice, Creed
21. Ordinary Day, Vanessa Carlton
22. Underneath It All, No Doubt
23. Jenny From The Block, Jennifer Lopez
24. Just Like A Pill, Pink
25. Blurry, Puddle Of Mudd

26. Gangsta Lovin', Eve featuring Alicia Keys
27. Hero, Chad Kroeger featuring Josey Scott
28. Days Go By, Dirty Vegas
29. Foolish, Ashanti
30. Escape, Enrique Iglesias
31. Without Me, Eminem
32. No Such Thing, John Mayer
33. Can't Fight The Moonlight, LeAnn Rimes
34. Hella Good, No Doubt
35. Heaven, DJ Sammy & Yanou
36. Whenever, Wherever, Shakira
37. Family Portrait, Pink
38. One Last Breath, Creed

39. 7 Days, Craig David
40. Hands Clean, Alanis Morissette
41. Die Another Day, Madonna
42. Sk8er Boi, Avril Lavigne
43. A Woman's Worth, Alicia Keys
44. Love At First Sight, Kylie Minogue
45. Underneath Your Clothes, Shakira
46. I Need A Girl (Part One), P. Diddy featuring Usher & Loon
47. Full Moon, Brandy
48. Wasting My Time, Default
49. Soak Up The Sun, Sheryl Crow
50. Gotta Get Thru This, Daniel Bedingfield
51. Always On Time, Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
52. #1, Nelly
53. Livin' It Up, Ja Rule featuring Case

54. Goodbye To You, Michelle Branch
55. If I Could Go, Angie Martinez
56. Stole Kelly Rowland
57. Just A Friend 2002, Mario
58. Roll Out (My Business), Ludacris
59. I'm Gonna Be Alright, Jennifer Lopez featuring Nas
60. Happy, Ashanti
61. No More Drama, Mary J. Blige
62. Somewhere Out There, Our Lady Peace
63. Video, India.Arie
64. Walking Away, Craig David
65. A Moment Like This, Kelly Clarkson
66. Rainy Dayz, Mary J. Blige featuring Ja Rule
67. What About Us?, Brandy
68. I Need A Girl (Part Two), P. Diddy & Ginuwine featuring Loon, Mario Winans & Tammy Rugger
69. (This Is) A Song For The Lonely, Cher
70. What's Luv?, Fat Joe featuring Ashanti
71. A New Day Has Come, Celine Dion
72. The Whole World, Outkast
73. Hey Ma, Cam'ron
74. More Than A Woman, Aaliyah
75. Disease, Matchbox 20
76. Oops (Oh My), Tweet
77. Here Is Gone, Goo Goo Dolls
78. Caramel City, High featuring Eve
79. Objection (Tango), Shakira
80. Out Of My Heart, BBMak
81. Girl Talk, TLC
82. Cleanin' Out My Closet, Eminem
83. Too Bad, Nickelback
84. In A Little While, Uncle Kracker
85. For All Time, Soluna
86. Wrong Impression, Natalie Imbruglia
87. Everyday, Dave Matthews Band
88. Starry Eyed Surprise, Paul Oakenfold
89. Where Are You Going Dave Matthews Band
90. Insatiable, Darrin Hayes
91. Rapture (Tastes So Sweet), iio
92. Son Of A Gun, Janet Jackson
93. The World's Greatest, R. Kelly
94. Something More, Train
95. Don't Say Goodbye, Paulina Rubio
96. Walk With Me, Seven & The Sun
97. I Do (Wanna Get Close To You), 3LW
98. Steve McQueen, Sheryl Crow
99. I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman, Britney Spears
100. Running Away, Hoobastank
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jasper
Sep. 4th, 2008 @ 08:25 pm Okay so
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I bought the first Twilight book and got it in the mail yesterday. So last night i read like a chapter and a half and was liking it...so today while the kids were napping i picked it up and have barley managed to put it down. i'm halfway done already and for me thats a shocker. usually takes me a month to read a book. so i went online and ordered the second book and have decided it cant get here soon enough! yay a new addiction...lol...all thanks to chels and her rant about hating it...only i keep picturing mike and dave because of rachels vamp fic....whoa my mind is totally corrupted!
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jasper
Sep. 2nd, 2008 @ 07:58 pm AHHHHH! Its a post to my journal...whats that?
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: blah
Current Music: Bob The Builder...Can We Fix It....Yes We Can...
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Okay so JD has been bugging me for weeks to post a new entry....so here goes. Not that I have remotely anything clever to say or anything. So lets see...I went to the NC and GA Idol shows. Met so very awesome ppl <Kara,Desi,Anita, Rachel, Jamie and Tiff > We sure took Charlotte by storm and Anitas lovely drunken sign and the Mavebrellas caused a bit of an uproar over at the wonderful dc.org site...blah blah whine whine..get over it already! I'm not gonna go into a whole lot of detail about the lovely weekend because all the others posted wonderful reviews with all the lovely events :) they are good like that and i'm basically a slacker...hehe. So i'm all healed up from my surgery for the most part which is nice, still havnt eaten a real pizza since but hey i've lost 5lbs so maybe i should stay away from it...but i'm not gonna lie Papa Johns is calling my name :p School has started back so i'm like hiking all over freaking campus and working my butt off but its paying off I'm making nice 100's and that makes me happy...its only two weeks into the semester so i'm sure those will turn in to double didgits soon enough...lol... What else? Well hubby and I have split up, i'm thinking its permanate but we'll see i guess. Its been almost two weeks now and we have hardly talked and hes hardly spent anytime with the boys and that kinda bums me out! I have my lovely cook chatter girls who are keepin my sprits up :) I also have my Mistro fic i am working on and its a nice distraction (PS JD is addicted to it...hehe) Not much else goes on though.


So my One Tree Hill came back on last night and OMFG! Nanny Carrie is a phsyco, although i'm not so sure that word covers it...i really should get so cought up in tv shows but i totally squealed when Peyton came walking through the airport, i must admit i was so happy i cried...lol...what a sap...hehe

240 A little something to drool over because CowBoyHat Cookie is made of WIN!

213 And for my viewing pleasure a little "freaky" Jason to look at...taking by the lovely Matertenebrarum...aka Kara for me...I love it so :)

Okay so i'm done rambling on...hehe

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